Published by xblogger May 15th, 2008
in General.
1 Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
6 Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
7 “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
9 “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, he’s got two of them”
10 What do you mean “You want a divorce?”
Published by xblogger May 15th, 2008
in General.
One day Ah Lian says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Ah Beng, Mummy! All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.”
Then Mummy says, “You’re married to the King of Ah Longs, Pirated DVD and Massage Services AND you live in an 18 bedroom mansion on Holland Road, you drive a Ferrari, you get $30,000 a month allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents????”
