http://jokes.xblogger.net A Laughter A Day Keeps The Satan Away Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:25:09 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Husband climbs on the bed naked wanting to get really saucy with his wife. To his dismay, the wife told him that she has headache. The husband then got off bed went to the kitchen and came back. Then told her, "Okay! I have powdered my dick with aspirin. U want to ... http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2008/07/31/solution-for-horny-husband-whose-wife-has-a-headache/ An psycho analyst was listening to a voluptuous beauty with a problem of her own. "It's liquor, doctor," she sobbed. "I'm really a very nice girl, but just as soon as I've had a drink or two, I become uncontrollably passionate and I want to make love to whomever I happen to ... http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2008/07/28/are-you-an-ethical-doctor/ 1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 4 ... http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2008/05/15/10-things-you-dont-want-to-hear-before-your-surgery/ One day Ah Lian says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Ah Beng, Mummy! All he wants is anal  sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used  to be the size of a 5 cent piece." Then Mummy says, "You're married to the King ... http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2008/05/15/mother-knows-ah-lian-best/ The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guests last year. The hotel ended up submitting the letters to the Sunday Times. ------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought ... http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2008/05/14/the-greatest-soap-drama-ever/ In the year 2000, the University Malaya did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and RM200,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After ... http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2008/05/14/why-is-the-penis-head-larger-than-its-shaft/ There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver ... http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2008/05/13/the-really-really-bad-luck-guy-why-you-shouldnt-play-with-him/ An 85-year old husband and wife decide to take a road trip. She drives because she can see and he rides because he can hear. After traveling for a while, they get pulled over by a State Trooper. She rolls down her window and the cop says "I need to see ... http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2008/05/06/the-wife-who-can-see-but-cannot-hear/ A man named Gerry asked his doctor if there was a test to help him determine if he was gay. The Doctor said, "Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants." Gerry pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed his testicles and told him to "say 55." Gerry said "55." The doctor then ... http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2008/05/02/how-do-you-check-if-you-are-a-gay-person/ The Indian chief, 'The One Who Never Sleeps' was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all ... http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2008/04/30/is-a-red-indian-better-than-the-white-men/