Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She’s furious. Here she’s in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming, “How could you have let this […]
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You Bastard! How Can You Make Me Pregnant?
Published by March 7th, 2007 in Birds And Bees and White House. 0 CommentsBeware Of These New Viruses
Published by November 30th, 2006 in United Nations and White House. 2 CommentsThe AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting.
The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory.
The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus: makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The LEWINSKY virus: sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The RONALD […]
