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How Old Is Your Father?

Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

The Really Really Stupid Instructions - Would You Believe They Actually Wrote These?

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actually label instructions on consumer goods:On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap”
(And that would be how???…..)
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): “Do not turn upside down.”
(Well, duh, a little late for […]