Ultimate Jokes Collection

Albert, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Albert walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At his next check-up, the doctor asked Albert, “How have you been feeling lately?”
Albert replied, “Just doing great! I’m doing just what you […]

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car.
As she’s going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver’s license?”
She digs around in […]