Ultimate Jokes Collection

Husband climbs on the bed naked wanting to get really saucy with his wife. To his dismay, the wife told him that she has headache.
The husband then got off bed went to the kitchen and came back.
Then told her, “Okay! I have powdered my dick with aspirin. U want to take it orally or as […]

The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guests last year. The hotel ended up submitting the letters to the Sunday Times.
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Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather. […]