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Bloopers Found In Church’s Bulletin

The following are supposedly true bloopers found in church bulletins:
* Don’t let worry kill you- let the church help.
* Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
* For those of you who have children and didn’t know it, we have […]

Can Priests Resist The Mortal World’s Distractions?

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when […]