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Are You An Ethical Doctor?

An psycho analyst was listening to a voluptuous beauty with a problem of her own.
“It’s liquor, doctor,” she sobbed.
“I’m really a very nice girl, but just as soon as I’ve had a drink or two, I become uncontrollably passionate and I want to make love to whomever I happen to be with.”
“I see,” the analyst […]

10 Things You Don’t Want To Hear Before Your Surgery

1 Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost […]