One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change.
So the first drunk saaid, “Hey, I’ve got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog.”
The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, said, “What the hell? […]
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo’s through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. What’s all the screaming […]
