One day Ah Lian says to her mother, “I’m divorcing Ah Beng, Mummy! All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.”
Then Mummy says, “You’re married to the King of Ah Longs, Pirated DVD and Massage Services AND you live in an 18 bedroom mansion on Holland Road, you drive a Ferrari, you get $30,000 a month allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents????”
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