A Laughter A Day Keeps The Satan Away
Husband climbs on the bed naked wanting to get really saucy with his wife. To his dismay, the wife told him that she has headache.
The husband then got off bed went to the kitchen and came back.
Then told her, “Okay! I have powdered my dick with aspirin. U want to take it orally or as injection.”
An psycho analyst was listening to a voluptuous beauty with a problem of her own.
“It’s liquor, doctor,” she sobbed.
“I’m really a very nice girl, but just as soon as I’ve had a drink or two, I become uncontrollably passionate and I want to make love to whomever I happen to be with.”
“I see,” the analyst said, thoughtfully. “Well, suppose I just mix us up a couple of cocktails here and then you and I can sit down, nice and relaxed, and discuss this compulsive neurosis of yours….”
